What a way to start the day!

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Try this at home.

• open your right hand as if you are preparing to "high five" someone
  
• extend your right arm to the side of your body with you palm facing in front of you
  
• bend your right arm at the elbowhand like you're preparing to say the pledge of allegiance
  
• close your right thumb, ring finger and pinkie into a ball to form a "peace" sign
  
• swing out your right elbow in front of and perpendicular to your so your "peace" sign is facing left
  
• slowly turn the palm of your right hand toward your body as if you're giving the "peace" sign to yourself
  
• slowly cock your wrist forward so the back of your hand is parallel to the floor
  
• swiftly move your hand toward your face
  

The object of my desire:

Must.
Have.
It.

What would Scooba do?

I just got Scooba, the robot that mops your floors. I was inspired by a work friend who got Roomba for Christmas--at first I was skeptical, until he brought it in to vacuum his office. O. My. God! The lazy technophile inside me DEMANDED a Roomba. Until I heard about Scooba.

My condo is all hard flooring. You remember last fall when I spent two months installing laminate flooring and vinyl tile and all my other DIY adventures? Well I love my floors, especially when they are clean and shiny and uncluttered. However, I am not a very good housekeeper. This is not something I'm going to try to change about myself, it's just something I've accepted. Sure, as I have more responsibilites, I generally find myself keeping a higher standard of cleanliness around me, but cleaning just doesn't come naturally to me.

So I have a theory about Scooba. I think Scooba will make me keep my house clean.

First, Scooba is soooo cute. It's a little round disk about the size of a medium pizza...if the pizza were four inches and had wheels. It's easy to anthropomorphize Scooba, since it moves on its own. Or, not anthropomorphize, because it's not like you think Scooba's human, but it's easy to think it's animate. Like maybe like a mopping dog.

Anyway, to continue with my theory...in order to use Scooba, you've got to pick up everything off the floor. Well, when you pick something up, you have two choices about where to put it down: put it somewhere else, or put it away. So my theory is that when I let Scooba out, I will first put away anything that has crept out of place. And part two of my theory is that I will like my clean floors so much that I will do this often.

Scooba did the whole house this morning, and it looks awesome. Now I have to go fold laundry and put the dishes away.

Thought for the day:

Smart but misunderstanded.

Thought for the day:

There's no need to get all itallicky about it.