Organic Girl

I know we can't buy all organic all of the time, but these are the foods that contain the highest pestiside residue:

apples
cherries
imported grapes
nectarines
peaches
pears
red raspberries
strawberries
bell peppers
carrots
celery
green beans
potatoes
spinach
hot peppers

Rules of Life

1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
   instantly removed.


2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.


3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.


4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.


5. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.


6. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
   You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

Phrases I hate.

Net-net.
Reach out.
"Thru" instead of "through"

What a way to start the day!

Click here.

Try this at home.

• open your right hand as if you are preparing to "high five" someone
  
• extend your right arm to the side of your body with you palm facing in front of you
  
• bend your right arm at the elbowhand like you're preparing to say the pledge of allegiance
  
• close your right thumb, ring finger and pinkie into a ball to form a "peace" sign
  
• swing out your right elbow in front of and perpendicular to your so your "peace" sign is facing left
  
• slowly turn the palm of your right hand toward your body as if you're giving the "peace" sign to yourself
  
• slowly cock your wrist forward so the back of your hand is parallel to the floor
  
• swiftly move your hand toward your face
  

The object of my desire:

Must.
Have.
It.