Monday, July 31, 2006

Organic Girl

I know we can't buy all organic all of the time, but these are the foods that contain the highest pestiside residue:

imported grapes
red raspberries
bell peppers
green beans
hot peppers

Friday, July 14, 2006

Rules of Life

  1. If you are choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat and presto, the blockage will be almost
    instantly removed.

  2. Clumsy? Avoid cutting yourself while slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold them while you chop away.

  3. For high blood pressure sufferers: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

  4. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

  5. Have a bad toothache? Smash your thumb with a hammer and you will forget about the toothache.

  6. Sometimes, we just need to remember what the rules of life really are:
    You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

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